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Happy Monday to everyone! Pissaaaaaacky is on the attack, so naturally we’re covering that, as well as all the Monday neeewwwws.
We also want to thank everyone for being SO INCREDIBLY GENEROUS OMGGGGGG. Y’all gave us a boatload of Facebook Stars so that we could hit a goal – basically, we wanted to make a goal of 65,000 stars so that Facebook would have to give us a prize.
Suck it, Zuck.
We love y’all more than we’ll ever be able to express. Ever.
And we hope you have the best Monday ever.