Beetlejuice, Cicadas, And It’s INDEPENDENCE DAY WEEKEND!!!!!!

OPINION | This article contains political commentary which reflects the author's opinion.

I’d bet anyone out there that Mock and I are the only “pundits” that dare to compare Robin DiScamArtist’s second book to crap-inducing Olestra.

Yeah. We did that.

Also, it’s fourth of July weekend, y’all!  I LOVE INDEPENDENCE DAY SOOOOO MUCH, because it’s a chance to celebrate the best freaking country ON THE PLANET.

Happy weekend, everyone!