It’s Speech Night, More Mask Rules, And It’s Britney B**ch.

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I can’t WAAAAAAIT to stay up tonight and watch Biden drone on about “free crap,” y’all!  Oh wait – I’m lying. I’d actually rather get a pap smear and a root canal combo than to do that tonight.  I’ll wait until tomorrow and catch the recap videos, only because I have to.

Seriously – he and his 1-point-whatever-trillion dollar “you get free college!” and “you get free childcare” from a senile old man is that dreadful to me.

We’re also talking Britney, because that’s how we roll.  #FREEHER

Happy Hump Day, everyone!