Dolly Parton Is A Perfect Human And You Will Not Convince Me Otherwise. Check Out Her Response To A Proposed Statue In Her Honor.

OPINION | This article contains political commentary which reflects the author's opinion.

I mean, seriously.  Can we clone her 7 billion times, please?

Every politician – scratch that – every PERSON should aspire to be as humble, generous, kind, and gracious as Dolly Parton is.

QUEEN.