Biden LIIIIIIES, Ashley Judd’s Congo Leg, And Conway Family Drama…

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So much news this hump day, y’all. Biden had a town hall last night, where he LIED LIKE A RUG.  Also, Ashley Judd hurt her leg in the Congo, and she wants you to know all about it and her white actress privilege.  But the most important news of the day is that George Conway is no longer living in the Conway house.  Obviously the most important news.

Hope everyone is having the most EXCELLENT Wednesday.