OPINION | This article contains political commentary which reflects the author's opinion.
It’s second impeachment day two. Or something. I don’t care, because I just wish these a$$hats would get SOME WORK DONE. After all, I’m paying them an obscene amount of money. It’d be nice for them to do that for a change.
In other news, David Hogg has officially named his pillow company. And he’s started a board and everything. Bless his heart.
Also, we’re not cats.
Happy Wednesday, everyone!