Drunk Tom Brady Is Hilarious

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I’m not a Tom Brady fan, by any stretch, but this totally gives me the glees.

According to TMZ, he was so lit he threw the Lombardi trophy off the boat he was partying on. There’s video and everything at the source.

So just to clarify, sugar, dairy, strawberries and tomatoes – OUT. Enough alcohol to render him unable to walk on his own – IN.