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I’m not a Tom Brady fan, by any stretch, but this totally gives me the glees.
Tom is officially a Tampa resident confirmed!!!!!! 🥴😂
— Stank Bastard (@StankBastard) February 10, 2021
According to TMZ, he was so lit he threw the Lombardi trophy off the boat he was partying on. There’s video and everything at the source.
So just to clarify, sugar, dairy, strawberries and tomatoes – OUT. Enough alcohol to render him unable to walk on his own – IN.