FREEBRITNEY, Claudia Conway On American Idol, And Gorilla Glue

OPINION | This article contains political commentary which reflects the author's opinion.

It’s Tuesday, and I feel like we’ve already met the quota of dumb this week, y’all.  But here we are.  Claudia Conway is going to be on American Idol this week, Britney Spears is a woman-child, and some chick put Gorilla Glue all over her head and she’s suing – you guessed it – GORILLA GLUE.

Ah yes, we’re smack dab in the middle of Idiocracy.