Joe Biden Is Not Just Gonna Cure Cancer And Covid, But Trunalimunumaprzure Too!

OPINION | This article contains political commentary which reflects the author's opinion.

THANK GOODNESS there’s a candidate out there like Joe Biden who promises to finally DO something about pesky diseases.

Take it from him, y’all:

He’s gonna SHUT IT DOWN. And even better than that? He’s gonna mobilize trunalimunumaprzure too, which I have been WAITING AND WAITING for someone to do. Trump’s never mobilized trunalimunumaprzure, and for that reason alone, he’s unfit for office. Vote Joe because trunalimunumaprzure. DO IT, you guys.  Joe’s gonna cure cancer, shut down Covid, and mobilize trunalimunumaprzure.