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THANK GOODNESS there’s a candidate out there like Joe Biden who promises to finally DO something about pesky diseases.
Take it from him, y’all:
I’m not going to shut down the country.
I’m not going to shut down the economy.
I’m going to shut down the virus.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) October 30, 2020
He’s gonna SHUT IT DOWN. And even better than that? He’s gonna mobilize trunalimunumaprzure too, which I have been WAITING AND WAITING for someone to do. Trump’s never mobilized trunalimunumaprzure, and for that reason alone, he’s unfit for office. Vote Joe because trunalimunumaprzure. DO IT, you guys. Joe’s gonna cure cancer, shut down Covid, and mobilize trunalimunumaprzure.
In Joe’s defense, Trump really has done nothing to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure.pic.twitter.com/FZhwAwPGbW
— Michael Knowles (@michaeljknowles) October 30, 2020