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It’s Gangsta Time! We are super excited about Barr’s speech today, so stay tuned for more clips of that, y’all. Also, Ashley Judd wants to reinvent the American flag, because the existing American flag (and really, America in general) is triggering for her. Bless her heart.
In other news, Democrats have already started the whole “there-is-no-way-Biden-can-debate!” thing. Just like we called it. Notre Dame is claiming “health reasons,” but anyone with a firing synapse in their brain knows that the reason they don’t want the first Presidential debate to happen is because Biden is mentally unstable. We all know that if he wins, it’ll be several other progressive, socialist lunatics running the country.
It’s going to be a long three months…
Happy Tuesday, everyone!