Remember The Hags On TikTok Who Bastardized Lee Greenwood’s Song? There Are More.

OPINION | This article contains political commentary which reflects the author's opinion.

Yeah. I’d love to tell you that the two seahags we featured yesterday were an anomaly. It appears, instead, that they’ve started a bit of a trend.

I know, I know – these are young, naive, attention-seeking, ridiculous teenagers who don’t know any better. But shouldn’t they…you know…have parents who DO? And if their parents are cool with this, then don’t they need to be crotchpunched?

Not that we condone violence here at COTR.

I’m just saying.