CHAZ Is Now CHOP, And Here Are Their Conflict Resolution Procedures. LOLOLOLOL

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YOU GUYS, I seriously cannot get enough of CHAZ.  Which is now CHOP, which stands for Capitol Hill Occupied Protest or Capitol Hill Organized Protest depending on who you ask.  I’m not sure why they are ditching the CHAZ name, but BECAUSE they’re ditching it, I plan to use it forever more, because that allows me to say that what this CHAZ resident is doing is Chazzercise.

Anyway, that’s just one of many bizarre goings-on in the land of CHAZ.  Twitter is a veritable GOLD MINE of CHAZtastic CHAZery.

Because everyone in CHAZ is so absolutely batcrap, it’s hard to discern what’s real and what’s fake when it comes to some of the stories about them and their demands.  But this post on reddit, regardless of whether it’s real or parody, is PRICELESS COMEDY, y’all.  You’re gonna love this.

I mean, if that’s parody, that’s Titania McGrath level parody, y’all.  It’s PERFECTION.  And if it’s real?  It’s just so absurdly insane that I can’t stop laughing at it. I am looking forward to further edits.