OPINION | This article contains political commentary which reflects the author's opinion.
Captain Lockdown himself, Dr. Anthony Fauci, has been telling us FOR WEEKS how terrifyingly awful everything will be if we open too early, so for him to all of a sudden start saying stuff like, “We can’t stay locked down for such a considerable period of time that you might do irreparable damage and have unintended consequences including consequences for health. And it’s for that reason why the guidelines are being put forth so that the states and the cities can start to reenter and reopen” makes me legit want to THROAT PUNCH EVERYONE.
And no one expresses that frustration better than Dave Portnoy:
Emergency Press Conference – Now Dr Fauchi Says Staying Closed For Too Long Could Cause “Irreparable Damage” pic.twitter.com/aH9gEX8PLs
— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) May 22, 2020