SO MANY SURPRISES!!!! Also, Would You Wear A Trikini? And More Tuesday Haps!

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We got SOOOOO many gifts today, y’all – so grateful to all of our listeners and FB Live and YouTubers for all the lovely gestures.  Also, this summer’s latest bikini fashion includes the “trikini,” which includes a matching face mask.  Will I be wearing one?  That’s a resounding NO.

There’s a lot more going on today, including about a million tweets from our President, people deifying Fauci (insert eyeroll here), and Reese Witherspoon admitting that she lays on her floor because she’s “overwhelmed” (insert double-eyeroll here).

Ahhhh, celebrities – they’re JUST LIKE US.

Happy Tuesday, everyone!