No really, you guys. She’s like, totes saving the world. Just look!
— Jane Seymour Fonda (@Janefonda) February 10, 2020
I mean, if there is a better example of courage and bravery I’d like to see it. Our military and first responders could take a lesson from her. Are their uniforms made of ethically harvested gold and sustainable diamonds? I THINK NOT. Planet-killing maniacs – all of them. Jane on the other hand – well, just look at her. She is literally stopping climate change in its tracks with that dress.
There is no one who can mock this kind of stuff better than Titania McGrath, and her tweet did not disappoint.
If that’s too hard to read, it says, “You’ll also be pleased to know that Jane was transported to the ceremony in a sedan chair carried by immigrant children raised on a vegan diet and fully schooled in intersectional feminist theory.”
BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Anyway, if your closet isn’t full of sustainable diamond and ethically harvested gold clothing, then you might want to take a good long look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself why you aren’t doing more for the environment like Jane is.
All kidding aside, I loathe everything about Jane Fonda but HOT DAMN she looks amazing.