Clinton Family Visited Epstein’s Ranch “A Whole Bunch of Times”

I’m coining a new phrase for this piece of news, and it’s “not news-news.” Because even though this is brand new information, no one in their right mind is going to really be surprised to learn that the Clintons were more closely tied with Jeffrey Epstein than previously indicated.

A number of Epstein’s staff members at his ranch in New Mexico had a whole bunch to say about how often the Clintons visited the recently murdered pedophile at Zorro Ranch. Spoiler alert: It’s more than a few.

Bill and Hillary Clinton stayed at Jeffrey Epstein’s notorious ‘baby-making ranch’ almost every year after they left the White House, according to the disgraced financier’s estate manager.

The former president was Epstein’s closest ‘celebrity mate’ and the Clintons, along with daughter Chelsea, visited Zorro Ranch ‘a whole bunch of times’, a former contractor who ran the IT system at the property told DailyMailTV in an exclusive interview.

Am I still a crazy conspiracy theorist for thinking that MAYBE it’s POSSIBLE that the Clintons could PERHAPS have had SOME role to play in Epstein’s death?

The family visited the 10,000-acre estate in the New Mexico desert often, but never stayed in the main house.

Instead, the Clinton family bunked down in a special cowboy-themed village created by Epstein, which is a mile south of his own luxury mountaintop villa. They’d use one of the two guest houses, which look like they’re straight out of the 19th century.

I’m sorry, but who goes on a FAMILY OUTING to a pedophile’s ranch? I mean, in fairness, it does sound like a pretty cool village set-up, but I don’t care how into the Wild West you are, you’ve gotta draw the line somewhere. I feel like putting it at “staying on the property of a prolific pedophile” is sound.

Wondering what Bill Clinton had to say about being called a serial pedophile’s “closest celebrity mate”? So were a lot of people.

When contacted by for comment,  Bill Clinton’s press office referred us to a statement released over the summer. The statement denied he had ever visited any of Epstein’s residences, apart from once at Epstein’s home in New York City. reached out to Hillary Clinton’s office for comment as well.

You remember that statement, right? The curiously preemptive one released before anyone even began to say, “Wait, didn’t Bill–“? And that’s now pretty demonstrably false?

I suspect at Hillary’s office they’re all sitting around with their fingers in their ears shouting, “La la la la!” But that’s fine. Silence can be pretty informative.

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