Yeah – I don’t know what a psychonautics sex writer is either. I’m just going off this chick’s Twitter bio.
Twitter, as you’ve probably heard Daisy say several times, is basically the 13th circle of hell. I agree with that sentiment much of the time, although I appreciate the fast pace of of it, and also appreciate those moments where you find a whole bunch of hilarious people all in one thread.
That’s what happened this evening when I stumbled across some feminist weirdo’s tweet about consent. Look at this, you guys.
Ask consent for all sexual encounters, yes, even sexting. I just came up with this script that you're all welcome to borrow! pic.twitter.com/CXL5LggOMX
— Suzannah Weiss (@suzannahweiss) December 2, 2019
She went on to clarify:
Apparently I need to clarify that this is the kind of thing to say to partners you want to initiate a sexting relationship with, not randos on the internet
— Suzannah Weiss (@suzannahweiss) December 3, 2019
I rolled my eyes so hard at this ridiculous “script” of hers. And also, what if a rando on the internet wants to sext someone? Where’s the script?
Anyway, I scrolled through the responses and found like 17 different spirit animals who made me legit LOL. Here are a few of my favorites:
this doesn’t work at all pic.twitter.com/lNFZ1j7FQ0
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) December 3, 2019
Yeah. Suzannah – that tweet?