An Out Of This World Thanksgiving!

M.W. Gale

When I think about Thanksgiving, I think about spending most of my day in the kitchen, cooking all manner of delicious dishes. What happens if we take away the cooking and… the gravity?

Welcome to Spacegiving!

Astrogiving?

Thanksnauting?

Occuring at l(a)unch time.

But astronauts work around the clock while in space! How will they have time to get ready for Thanksgiving?

They have to plan-et.

Check out this cool video I found about it!

But then why are people usually sad about having to eat in a spaceship?

There is no atmosphere.

Despite this unfortunate turn of events, it looks like the astronauts are trying their best to get a proper meal together! But how will they know when the moon has had enough to eat?

When its full.

Of course, it’s probably hard to find nice dishware in space. So what will the astronauts eat off of?

Flying saucers.

I once saw two blondes looking up at the stars. One blonde said to the other, “Which do you think is farther away? Florida or the moon?”

The other blonde turned and said, “Helloooo can you see Florida?”

I’ve decided that this article would be better if I put in something punny. I’d tell you a joke about space, but it’s too out of this world!

I hope that you have as much fun on Thanksgiving as I did writing this article.

Happy Turkey Day Y’all!

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