Intruder Picked The Wrong House. And The Wrong Grandma.


Don’t mess with Grandma.

One young man found that out the hard way on Thursday night, when he invaded the home of 82-year-old Willie Murphy. Not only is Willie from New York – she’s also an award-winning bodybuilder who can deadlift 225 pounds and do one-handed pullups and pushups.

First, the guy beat on the door and yelled to Murphy that he needed an ambulance. When she didn’t answer, he broke in and went skulking around in the dark.

Murphy was not having any of it. Aww, HELL NAW.

“He picked the wrong house.”

She thrashed him with a table until it busted, squirted shampoo in his face, jumped on him and was whaling on him with a broom when the cops arrived. They were suitably impressed, calling her “tough as nails.”

The intruder was ready to leave, but Murphy had walloped him so badly that he was unable to manage it on his own. Seriously, folks – this woman should be in a movie called “Madea’s Home Invasion.”

She tried to help the poor fellow out of the house, but she must have temporarily run out of steam.

“I’m trying to help him get out of the house, but he’s too heavy. I can’t move him. He’s dead weight.”

The man finally got that ambulance ride he said he wanted. He was transported to the hospital for his injuries.

I seriously want to be this woman when I grow up.

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