It’s Wednesday. And that means we’re breaking down Day 3 of the impeachment clown show, including MISTER Vindman, who wants you to call him by his PROPAHHHHH title, because listen – he went to HAAAAHHHHVARD, y’all. And you’re Republican scum.
Also, he’s got the bad feelz from Twitter words, which gives me ALL THE CONFIDENCE in dudes with his super-important-military title.
Speaking of dudes in the military who are embarrassing right now, I give you Exhibit B: Mayor Pete, who is posing with a smirk and “come hither” stare for his husband. AT A HOLOCAUST MEMORIAL OMG.
Here’s a pro-tip for you that I can’t believe I actually have to write: DON’T DO THIS. EVER.
Happy Wednesday, everyone.