Apparently Women Can Have A Beard AND A Tan Banana

Karen Ashley

I’ve had more scintillating conversation with a billy goat, and no her name isn’t Clinton, har har har.

Apparently Chelsea Clinton believes someone with a beard and penis can also be a woman… how woke of her. 

… am I even utilizing that slang correctly? Either way, I kind of want to punch myself in the face for it.

In all seriousness, the apple didn’t fall far from the tree regarding the lack of logical reasoning between these two… or basic common sense. They may not fully agree on every issue, considering their generational gap, but the path for reaching their conclusions is quite similar in nature… which is about as deep as a puddle.

“It may appear Hillary and Chelsea Clinton always see eye-to-eye, but in a recent interview one topic cracked the facade of the like-minded mother-daughter power duo.

The one issue Hillary and Chelsea don’t appear to agree on entirely is transgender self-identification.

In an interview with the Sunday Times, journalist Decca Aitkenhead asked the Clintons if someone with a beard and a penis can ever be a woman, to which Chelsea replied emphatically, ‘Yes.’”

Okay… I’ve seen women who have that unfortunately pronounced facial hair and I genuinely sympathize with them. However, they are women with a condition. A woman with a penis? That’s a dude. We can’t say this particular gray area is within the 5 o’clock shadow it casts BUT we can conclude the metaphorical line is a literal penis. It’s a literal line. Limp noodled or not.

“How can you treat someone if you don’t recognize who they feel and know in their core they are?” Chelsea said. “And I strongly support children being able to play on the sports teams that match their own gender identity.”

“I think we need to be doing everything we can to support kids in being whoever they know themselves to be and discovering who they are,” Chelsea said.

That’s quite the utopia, isn’t it? I don’t give two turds about co-ed sports in school but I do care about women with danglers taking over professional sports in the name of equality (gag).

Lastly, maybe we should leave the whole “discovering who they are” efforts up to the fully developed adults who should be GUIDING these damn kids. If I allowed my kiddo to whole-heartedly believe she’s Wonder Woman, and I never let her think otherwise, she would be severely bummed out trying to make herself glide through freaking air currents in the wind. You’re human, you can’t fly, you don’t have superpowers; let’s cut the crap so we don’t delay all the useful things you should be learning about who you are so you can be a functioning and successful adult in the real world.

Listen to "Mock and Daisy's Common Sense Cast" on Spreaker. A lot of common sense, no bull sense. Get Mock and Daisy’s UNIQUE take on the world, from the dinner table to the swamp on the new Mock and Daisy Common Sense Cast. Listen on Apple Podcasts, iHeart or your favorite podcast app!