Hillary Clinton States the Gutsiest Thing She’s Ever Done Was to Stay in Her Marriage

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AHEM. I’d whole-heartedly rather take a table for one than to deal with someone’s crap.

Not only does Hillary Clinton suggest that her mutually toxic marriage is synonymous with “gutsy” (insert vomit here) but she of course must tickle her own fancy by following it with also ‘running for president, publicly and politically.’

As strong are a couple’s incessant social media posts about how in love they are MUST be a reflection of their resilient harmony, so is a marriage that remains legally unified due to the fact that spouses can’t be forced to testify against one another. No, no, I don’t think there’s any correlation here.

…even my sarcasm has sarcasm at this point. Let’s be real, their foundational elements of the marriage *gag* were never among the spectrum of loyalty and devotion beyond what was politically advantageous.

The admission shocked daughter Chelsea Clinton who was seated next to her mother for a joint interview promoting their new book: The Book of Gutsy Women: Favorite Stories of Courage and Resilience.

‘Oh, goodness. I think I’m so overwhelmed by my mother’s answer that I’m a bit out of words. I’m so proud to be her daughter,’ Chelsea said.

I’m straight-facing SO hard right now, I’m practically mean-mugging with pure disgust. Come on fam.

SO ironic how someone who advocates that women should stand up for being treated well by men, government, society, and everything in between, apparently won’t ever actually model that. All bark and no bite – which of course is no surprise to anyone. But really, Hillary? I understand the aim for public reaction but these statements do not conjure up anything supportive.

Let me be clear – I don’t condone divorce and families breaking up. BUT I am a firm believer in being strong enough to know when it’s time to nut up or shut up. I’d rather be a divorced woman who utilizes my pain as a platform in solitude, emulating just what you’re capable of when you truly believe you are… than to cower at the feet of political and monetary gain with a man who has a total disregard for basic marital respects.

The only “guts” about this scenario is facing the public knowing just how moronic the decision to stay really is. Let’s call a spade a spade.

Wanna talk gutsy??? Anyone want to bring up Benghazi?? Haaa… I digress.