Kimberley Strassel’s Thread On The Democrat Debates Perfectly Covers Everything You Need to Know

Ashley (Kimber)

Didn’t watch the Democrat debates?

No worries- you didn’t miss much. It was, as expected, a virtue-signaling crapshow in which a bunch of clowns tried to out-extreme each other.

But surely you’re a little bit curious, right? Like, not curious enough to actually subject yourself to any of it. But you’d like a brief recap.

Ladies and gents, THIS is the thread you need.

AND WE’RE OFF!

As I mentioned earlier this morning, he wants to take your grenade launcher, too.

Eh. Booker probably just asked his friends. 83% of his friends support it.

Eww. No. Why would he do that? Gun owners are EVIL, after all! San Francisco thinks we’re terrorists!

*Eye roll*

“Corruption” is such an easy word to throw out with no basis. It’s like a more dated “RAAAACISM!”

And why SHOULD she answer?! ARE YOU A MISOGYNIST, KIMBERLEY?!

I wouldn’t have expected anything less from her.

Good one, Bern.

Let’s get rid of the VA while you’re at it. Clearly, you’re all about budget cuts.

Norway already told Bernie to stop doing that.

WOOF.

Obama is now considered a centrist, folks.

We’re screwed.

Unless it’s for the military. We really need to tighten that budget STAT.

And SCENE.

That’s everything you need to know.