Will Witt ventured into the streets of LA to ask whether they support protecting the unborn…
It turns out, that depends on what species the unborn baby is. Humans, being on the bottom of the list.
He asked people at a park to sign a petition to protect unborn eagles, and many enthusiastically agreed:
As transcribed by Daily Wire:
“We have a petition to stop the killing of eagles, like eagle eggs, people disturb them or they destroy them. These eagles haven’t been born yet, they have rights, ya know? We don’t think they should be harmed and we think that there should be harsher penalties for those kind of things. Would you guys agree?” Witt asked.
“Yes, of course,” two women quickly agreed.
“Don’t kill eagles,” another woman said, later adding, “Eagles are people, too!”
A bikini-clad female enthusiastically signed, gushing, “Oh my God, how fun.”
“Best of luck, I hope you save the eagles,” a signer told Witt.
Will then presented a second petition. This time… protecting BABIES.
“We have one other petition about stopping the killing of humans, too — like, babies,” he told them.
“Uh, I hate the killing of babies!” one woman gasped, before understanding that the petition was against abortion.
“We want to protect their rights, too, even though they’re unborn,” Witt further explained.
“Wait, no,” one woman interrupted,” I don’t agree with that. I’m like pro-abortion, sorry.” She later added that “eagles aren’t raped” as justification for the disconnect. It’s unclear if the woman only supports abortion in the case of rape, however.
I REALLY wish he would have asked her if she’d be willing to say she only supports abortion in the case of rape.
Another anti-eagle-killing petition signer rebuffed Witt. “Oh, no, I don’t agree. I fully support abortion.”
“Why do you support not the killing of unborn eagles but the killing of unborn children?” Witt pressed.
“Uh, I think it’s the woman’s decision,” she answered. “A human woman should have more rights probably than a bald eagle. Abortion,” the woman added before storming off with her friend.
A HUMAN BEING SHOULD HAVE MORE RIGHTS THAN A BALD EAGLE.
DING DING DING DING DING.
So why does an unborn eagle have more rights than an unborn human child?
The woman in the white bikini was the most honest, it seemed. “Babies are gross,” she declared. “You know what it does to your body?” she asked Witt. “You’re not a woman so you have no idea.”
Unless she has given birth to a child herself, her knowledge of this is no greater than Will Witts.
To say only women know how pregnancy works is so unbelievably stupid.
These people are truly messed up.