Listen, folks. Allow me to let you in on a little secret I learned from years of being a college liberal:
EVERYTHING IS AMERICA’S FAULT.
Unrest in the middle east? Yup. Nuclear fallout in the former USSR? Uh huh. Famine in Africa? CHECK. Everything that ever goes down in Latin America? Duh. Plastic islands in the oceans? Oh yeah, that too.
We are the planet’s bad guys. Everything is our fault, and will be forever and ever, amen.
(Nevermind China or India or Russia or anyone else’s involvement in ANYTHING. That’s probably our fault, too.)
Anyway- because Beto subscribes to this America-Is-The-Bad-Guy theory of humanity, he came up with something else that’s our fault.
Droughts in Guatemala!
Sure. Why not? Add it to the list.
PS Why is Beto still running? This is getting sad, Robert.