Last I checked, politicians played nice and kissed babies and pretended to love the precious little munchkins even when they didn’t, because EVERYONE LOVES BABIES.
You know, like…
— USA NEWS (@USANEWS007) October 11, 2016
"He's kissing 'em all!" (Charles Dickens, Pickwick Papers. Of politician Samuel Slumkey as he kisses the babies). pic.twitter.com/Z1UCrtSP6C
— Drew (@TheGraduate28) July 30, 2016
It’s totally a thing:
— Annise Parker (@AnniseParker) August 23, 2018
I'm a first-time candidate, not a career politician.
I'm a teacher.
I care about the working people of Lexington, and I will fight to clean up Frankfort.
— Paula Setser-Kissick for KY (@Paula4KY) June 28, 2018
Our Clive REALLY is becoming a politician – kissing babies (on apt road) on 65-mile run to Cameron's constituency pic.twitter.com/3jWvB1EfN2
— The NHA Party (@NHAparty) March 2, 2014
BABY KISSING! IT’S A CROWD PLEASER! EVERYONE KNOWS THIS!
Unless, of course, you’re Bernie Sanders:
Socialist Bernie Sanders snaps at infant.
Tells crying baby, “Can we keep *that* down a bit?” pic.twitter.com/bestpMpuTT
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) September 4, 2019
LOLOLOLOLOL. I’ll admit…I laughed.
Way to combat that whole “grumpy old man” thing he’s got going, huh?