Guards In Charge Of Watching Jeffrey Epstein Asleep On The Job

Mockarena, Co-Founder

Sometimes, isn’t it possible that the simplest explanation is the right one? 

Daisy’s gonna probably disagree with me on this, but as I said in our Monday video, it will not surprise me in the least to find out that what we’re gonna discover from this entire Epstein suicide investigation is that the people at the prison were completely incompetent, and that Jeffrey Epstein did, in fact, commit suicide.

According to the sourcelink, the corrections officers working on the night of Epstein’s death fell asleep on the job and then falsified reports to make it look like they’d checked in on him and other inmates every half hour when in fact they had not. Surveillance footage confirms that those checks were not made.

There were major staff shortages at the prison.  Guards worked 18 hour shifts and are reportedly not allowed to refuse overtime.

Now, does that answer every question?  Of course not.  I still wonder why in the world he was taken off suicide watch to begin with.

But when I hear people spouting off theories about Russia, or Trump, or the Clintons having something to do with this death – I’m sorry, y’all.  I’m just not buying it.  The guy was a billionaire, living the high life, and he knew he was about to spend the rest of his life in a tiny cell, disgraced.  Is it any wonder that he felt like suicide might be a better way out?

There are folks suggesting that there’s no way he could have committed suicide because he’s too tall and the bunks were too short, and there weren’t appropriate resources at his disposal to USE to commit suicide.  But if the guy had sheets or even PANTS, for crying out loud, and a will to off himself, then I don’t see it as all that farfetched that he did, in fact, hang himself.  Had he still been on suicide watch, only paper sheets would have been given to him, and he’d have likely been dressed in some sort of get-up that didn’t allow him much mobility.  But he was no longer on suicide watch.  And that, to me, is the real remaining question (other than the obvious ones, which relate to the charges he was facing to begin with.)

The two guards who were supposed to be watching Epstein have been placed on administrative leave pending further investigation.  And the warden of the prison has been reassigned.

Meanwhile, there are also reports that someone posted on 4chan that Epstein committed suicide around 40 minutes before it was reported anywhere else in the news.  It was from an anonymous source, and it read, “Don’t ask me how I know, but Epstein died an hour ago from hanging, cardiac arrest. Screencap this.” It included a picture of that weird green frog that apparently is associated with right wing trolling. (?)  Later, the same poster included details on the measures taken to resuscitate Epstein too. The FDNY is looking into the matter.

In any case, it just seems to me that Epstein really didn’t have much of a life left to look forward to, and perhaps just didn’t want to deal with the fallout.  His home(s) have been raided and the FBI/DOJ continue to look into all the crap he was being investigated for in the first place.  I hope we’ll learn A LOT more about that, and also why in the holy hell he was taken off suicide watch, in the days and weeks to come.

But do I think someone killed him?  Nope. I think the guy legit offed himself.

If you do, I’d love to know your theories about how that happened.  Discuss!  I will have absolutely no problem at all admitting I’m wrong if we find out that there was some sort of foul play.

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