What a weekend, y’all. Epstein “committed suicide.” Yeah. And if you believe that, I have some tidal wave insurance I need to sell you in Indiana.
Also, Lance Armstrong is still a raging jerk who’s learned nothing from life’s lessons. Good to know.
Aaaaaaand, some fencer-of-pallor (named Race) kneeled over the weekend, because BRAVERY, y’all. SOOOOOOO brave. It’s almost as brave as going to Afghanistan and fighting in a war for our freedom so that privileged fencing shmucks have the right to kneel.
Oh wait – it’s not brave like that at all.
But it’s cute that he’s given some attention to the sport of fencing. Good for you, Race!
Happy Monday, everyone!