This… is insane.
As we’ve noted, the media all decided to USE (yes. Use. I won’t walk that back) the horrific shootings that happened last week as a weapon to beat ALL Conservatives over the head with.
If you support our President, you are an evil sub-human worthy of scorn, and even physical violence. The hate is unprecedented.
Now, Tommy Lee, a man best known for being high and probably having unknown strains of hepatitis, has a threat for Trump supporters:
— T❍mmy L33 (@MrTommyLand) August 7, 2019
Ok – so let me break this down.
“You ‘Trumpsters’ better pray that liberals never gain control of the [White House] again because we are going to pay you back so f***ing hard for all this s***.”
NIIIICE. Because politics are all about REVENGE. Lovely.
“Planned Parenthoods on every damn corner.”
So, as soon as liberals “take over” there will be Planned Parenthoods on every corner, because killing babies, to “burn” conservatives, as easily as possible is their MAIN CONCERN.
“We’re going to repaint Air Force One p**** hat pink and fly it over your beloved Bible Belt 6 days a week, tossing birth control pills, condoms & atheist literature from the cockpit.”
He’s going to pollute the planet by throwing garbage out of a massive pink jet. Got it. How environmental of him.
“We’re going to tax your mega churches so bad that Joel Osteen will need to get a job at Chick-fil-A to pay his light bill. “
He’s going to tax Churches. Out of revenge. Mosques too? Or are they still tax-exempt?
Speaking of Chick-fil-A, we’re buying all those and giving them to any LGBTQ person your sick cult leaders tortured with conversion therapy.
He’s going to buy gay people chicken sandwiches? That’s…nice? Or is it franchises? He’s going to buy gay people restaurant franchises? Wut?
“Try the McPence. It’s a boiled unseasoned chicken breast that you have to eat in the closet with your mother.”
He’s going to make a gross sounding chicken sandwich and name it after Vp Mike Pence. He also threw in a gay joke because it’s only homophobic to call people gay as an insult if you’re a Conservative. Ooookay then.
“We’re going to gather up ALL your guns, melt them down and turn them into a gargantuan metal mountain emblazoned with the face of Hillary Clinton.”
He’s going to gather our guns up, melt them down, and turn them into a statue of Hillary Clinton, because apparently, liberals enjoy celebrating their FAILURES.
“ALL parks will be renamed Rosa Parks asap.”
Is he assuming we have an issue with Rosa Parks? Why? Because she’s black? That’s racist, Tommy. But also… I’m guessing we should diversify the park names.
“We’re replacing Confederate statues with [Black Lives Matter] Leaders & Mexican immigrants. Every single public school will be renamed after a child that was kidnapped by this regime. And after we fumigate the White House, we’re repainting the whole thing rainbow.”
Ooookay then, Tom-Tom.
“Fox News will be taken over and turned into a family refugee shelter. We’re turning [Fox News host Sean] Hannity’s office into a giant unisex bathroom with changing tables & free tampons.”
OMG NOT BABY CHANGING TABLES! OH NOES!
“And every single time a ‘Trumpster’ complains about any of the changes, we’re adding an openly gay character to a Disney movie.”
I’m sorry… but it this supposed to be a “sick burn?” Because all it proves, in my mind, is that this guy is completely drug-addled.
Like what’s the over/under on him having full control of his bowel movements at this point?