Teen Vogue Claims ‘Racism and Patriotism Go Hand in Hand’

Ashley (Kimber)

Back when I was a teen, Teen Vogue was a vacuous rag that explained how to match bold nail colors to my school uniform, and whether or not I should put toothpaste on my zits. I loved it.

Now, it’s a vacuous mag that teaches the young girls of today how anal sex works, that abortion is hilarious, and how much America sucks.

Lovely.

It was just Independence Day, so SURELY Teen Vogue cooked up some America-hating garbage to spoon feed the youth, right?

YUP! THEY SURE DID!

Hear that? RACISM AND PATRIOTISM GO HAND IN HAND – therefore, black people, and anyone who doesn’t hate them, SHOULD HATE AMERICA.

You hear that, kids? IF YOU LOVE AMERICA, YOU HATE BLACKS!

Wow! That’s news to me! THANKS, TEEN VOGUE!

Yes, yes they do.

PS I SANG PATRIOTIC SONGS ALL DAY YESTERDAY!

Guess I’m basically Hitler, right?