Police Search For ‘Flash Mob’ That Stole 30 Thousand Dollars Worth Of North Face Gear In 30 Seconds

Ashley (Kimber)

A group of 10 men swarmed a North Face shop in Wisconsin, making out with over 30 THOUSAND dollars worth of gear in 30 seconds.

Can you blame them, though? Look at those boys! They’re wearing very thin shirts. They clearly needed cozy parkas! THEY’RE JUST COLD!

According to Fox News:

Wisconsin police are searching for 10 young men who they say were part of a ‘flash mob’ group accused of stealing $30,000 in merchandise this week from a North Face outlet, all in under 30 seconds — and captured on surveillance footage.

Wow. Great claim to fame, dudes.

The camera footage shows a group of men entering the store around 7:45 p.m. Monday and then abruptly scurrying through several racks of outerwear and clothing, in footage released by the Pleasant Prairie Police Department.

Can you imagine shopping for a fleece when BAM – CRIMINAL FLASH MOB!

I mean jeez louise – I thought I hated Flash Mobs when all they did was sing awful covers of Journey songs.

The crew fled the store after about 20 or 30 seconds, after grabbing “as much merchandise as they could carry before running to the cars and leaving the property,” Sgt. Aaron Schaffer of the Pleasant Prairie Police Department told Kenosha News.

Police say the employees didn’t confront the thieves but immediately contacted the police department.

The store’s security footage captured the faces of the suspects.

According to authorities, the men fled the scene in three vehicles: a maroon Pontiac Grand Prix, a Dodge Magnum and a car described as either a Chevrolet Cobalt or a Pontiac.

Do you know who these clearly cold gentlemen are?

If so, you should call local police at 262-694-7353.

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