Madonna Wants To Meet With The Pope To Explain Why Jesus Is Totally Cool With Abortion

Ashley (Kimber)

When I think ‘compass of morality’ I obviously think of Madonna.

I mean with the sex book and the threats of violence and all… the woman should be canonized.

Yes. Paragon of morality right there.

Anyway, Saint Madge of the Swollen Face wants to meet with the Pope. She wants to school him in the ways of Jesus.

According to Daily Wire:

Madonna wants a meeting with Pope Francis to discuss abortion, the 60-year-old revealed during an interview with Australian journalist Andrew Denton. According to the pop icon, Jesus would be completely on board with abortion, viewing it as a “woman’s right to choose,” not the ending of an innocent human life.

Oh yeah, SURELY Jesus is totally cool with it.

“Let’s talk about Jesus’ point of view about women. Let’s talk about it,” Madonna said of a hypothetical meeting with the pope on an episode of “Andrew Denton’s Interview,” The Daily Mail reported.

The two leading questions Madonna said she would pose to Pope Francis were, “What do you really think he thought of women? And don’t you think Jesus would agree that a woman has the right to choose what to do with her body?”

I’m assuming Jesus would agree that a woman has the right to choose not to have sex. With her body. Sure.

The “Material Girl” singer seemed optimistic about a potential meeting, telling Denton, “One day he might invite me. I think this one might … I think he would be open to having that conversation with me.”

I …think she might think she’s slightly more important than she is.

I can’t see the Pope being all that interested.

But hey, maybe I’m wrong. Maybe he just LOVED bustin’ a move to ‘Like a Virgin’ back in the day.