WATCH: Drag Queen delivers a Mothers’ Day message
Yesterday was Mothers’ Day (YIKES! Hope you remembered to call mom!) a day to celebrate the women who birthed us, the women who raised us, and the women who make us the people we are today.
Apparently, that’s wayyyyy too traditional for CHIPS AHOY.
Yup – you heard that right. America’s will-do-in-a-pinch-as-an-icecream-topper cookies are “woke” now.
They used a drag queen to deliver a “special” Mothers’ Day message:
— Chips Ahoy! (@ChipsAhoy) May 12, 2019
What was THAT?
Here’s the thing. I don’t have a problem with drag. I’ve been open with that. I think it’s STRICTLY adult entertainment, but I find it entertaining. I used to watch RuPaul’s Drag Race pretty frequently. The transformations are just so impressive.
Well, the only thing I even remember was they “EEEEOW” at the end, because the rest was an incomprehensible hot mess express.
How does this have ANYTHING to do with cookies?
But let’s break this down, shall we?
“What’s a sweet gesture for you to do to your momma? Your real momma, your drag momma, whichever momma, somebody, whoever take care of you, whoever you feel or consider your momma, it’s their day today.”
Has anyone realized that lately, Social Justice Warriors seem dead set on taking things away from women?
Women’s sports are all won by men.
Women’s restrooms must be all-inclusive. It doesn’t MATTER if little girls feel uncomfortable.
And Mothers’ Day? Well, it’s about dudes in dresses now.
happy mothers day to men who dress like women. patriarchy wins again. https://t.co/xLTLSBRsNf
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) May 12, 2019
Hmm. Got it.
We have questions:
So confused about this. Why is a chocolate chip cookie on Twitter? Who would follow it and why (and how obese do you have to be)? What do cookies have to do with mothers day? And what do drag queens have to do with that? And how does that lead to sales of a kids food item? https://t.co/bjEaRw4efV
— Luke Rosiak (@lukerosiak) May 12, 2019
WOW. This guy just clearly isn’t #Woke enough.
So um, way to go, Chips Ahoy? You’re super progressive and liberated now.