Beto Needs “Help Sending Some Text Messages” Tomorrow. What EVER Is He Up To?

Ashley (Kimber)

Uh oh… looks like Beto Boy has got soooomething up his sleeve!

WOOP- THERE IT IS.

Can you tell I hate him? I hate him.

ANYWAY – He’s totally announcing his candidacy, right?

SPOILER ALERT: YES.

His fellow man-boys (and girls. Oops.) are excited:

WOOF.

It’s gonna be a loooooooong two years, folks.

The very longest.