Chelsea Handler Thanks The Trump Family For Her ‘Awakening’

Hannah Bleau

It’s Presidents’ Day! Hopefully you have the day off and are enjoying it with your family. Or maybe you’re hitting up those holiday sales! (I really need to jump on those. I neeeeeeeed furniture!)

If you’re not doing any of those things, maybe you’re, um, reflecting. That’s what Chelsea Handler is doing. She’s thanking the Trump family for accidentally encouraging her to see a psychiatrist. Trump made her #woke, and for that, she is grateful.

Oh girl. There are some deep psychological issues that you haven’t addressed yet. Luckily, you don’t need to be a psychiatrist to see that. I can diagnose her right here and now: She’s suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome. Grill two all-American burgers, inhale the meaty fumes, say MAGA three times twice daily and read the Constitution and Federalist Papers before bed every night for three days and call me at the end of the process. We’ll assess from there.

Same goes for these guys.

Help. Get some.