Bloomingdale’s To Remove ‘Offensive’ #FakeNews Shirt

Hannah Bleau

I’m not gonna lie. I actually kinda want this shirt. (I have a thing for shirts with random, corny phrases on them.)

Give me a break. Journalists are so freakin’ sensitive. Stores can’t sell shirts that are “offensive” to journalists now? Also, if you’re a journalist who finds that shirt offensive, it’s probably because you aren’t doing your job right. So…stop being #FakeNews, then you’ll have no reason to be offended, mkay?

The worst part? Bloomingdale’s response.

We’ve gone full weenie. I can’t.