Ruth Bader Ginsburg Has Been Spotted And I Think That Means We Have 6 More Weeks Of Winter Or Something.

Mockarena, Co-Founder

ATTENTION TOWNSPEOPLE.

According to this, 85-year old Ruth Bader Ginsburg went to a concert last night, just a few blocks away from the White House.  Her daughter in law is a singer/musician, and the concert was dedicated to Ginsburg’s career.

You’ve probably seen the #wheresRuth hashtag floating around Twitter lately.  Well, we now have an answer.  She apparently sat in the back of the auditorium at the National Museum of Women in the Arts, and no photos were allowed.

According to RBG’s son, RBG is walking a mile a day and working out with her trainer twice a week, which, I gotta be honest, makes me feel like a complete slug.  I thought I was gonna die in Zumba last night.

Now, there are probably gonna be people who are all, “If there is no photographic evidence, I don’t believe she was there,” but you guys – clearly RBG is a superhero, considering she’s already beaten cancer twice.  So I believe it.

I saw a meme the other day – a pic of the Supreme Court sans Ruth, with the caption, “Future memes of the Supreme Court are gonna be ruthless.”  And you guys, I totally giggled.  Not because I want anything bad to happen to her, because I don’t.  I’m in awe of her stamina.  I mean yeah – she sleeps a lot.  But you know what I mean.

I JUST WANT HER TO RETIRE ALREADY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.