LOL: Ted Cruz Just Received The Most Intense Beard Compliment Known To Man

Hannah Bleau

This is cracking me up.

There’s an article in the Jerusalem Post titled, “Is The Key to Middle East Peace Ted Cruz’s Beard?”

I think we all know that the obvious answer is YES.

He should’ve grown the beard a long time ago. Like, back in 2016. He totally would’ve performed better in the primaries. He’s got those Captain America Nomad vibes.

ANYWAY. Cruz recently tweeted that a good friend of his, who’s studying Yeshiva in Israel, likes his beard. His rabbi even offered the biggest beard compliment ever.

You have no idea how much I love that. It’s a beard that will “put the fear of the Lord into Israel’s enemies.” I mean, I can’t think of a better compliment than that.

I fully support Cruz’s Nomad look. That is one thing everyone– across all political spectrums– should agree on. He’s better with a beard. If it just so happens to promote peace in the Middle East– bonus!