Libs Fantasize About Subtracting Days From Their Lives And Giving Them To RBG

Hannah Bleau

Big news concerning the notorious Ruth Bader Ginsburg. She’s missing her first oral arguments for the first time in over 25 years. Understandably so. After all, she’s recovering from lung cancer-related surgery.

I wish her nothing but health. However, being a Supreme Court justice takes a lot of time, effort and energy. She’s an 85 year old trying to recover from serious health issues. I honestly think it’s past time for her to retire gracefully.

Libs do NOT want that to happen. I’ve seen them “jokingly” offer spare organs to help her, um, carry on. But now? Now it’s just getting creepy. I mean, what is the DEAL with this?

Cool story bro. Also, who thinks this kind of stuff up? It’s legit creepy. ALSO also, if you COULD do something like that, wouldn’t you rather pledge your days to, say, someone you actually love? Like your parents or grandparents?

THANK GOD that’s not possible, because libs would TOTALLY “redistribute the health.” They’d be all, “Well so-and-so isn’t doing anything truly useful with his years, and we NEED *insert progressive weirdo* here. So honestly, it’s just common sense at this point. At some point, you’ve had enough life. You need contribute! Pay your fair share of health!”

They totally would. You know it’s true.

h/t Twitchy