Pelosi Clarifies Her Remarks On Trump’s ‘Manhood Issue’

Hannah Bleau

Last month, Pelosi dismissed President Trump’s need for a wall as nothing more than a “manhood issue.” She privately told her colleagues, “It’s like a manhood thing for him. As if manhood could ever be associated with him. This wall thing.”

Riiiiiight. The wall is basically a GIANT MAN PART just laying across our border. It’s not about national security for the citizens of the United States and putting a stop to rampant lawlessness. It’s about Trump waving his junk around to the world. Totally.

Savannah Guthrie asked Pelosi to clarify that remark. Her response? She wishes her colleagues didn’t leak that remark. That’s it. She then went off and explained how a wall is totally unnecessary. She said it’s “not the way to protect our border.”

Guthrie pressed Pelosi on the “manhood” remark again, and Pelosi refused to elaborate. She kept saying she wished her colleagues didn’t repeat it.

I hate to be so crass, but I have to be in order to give you the proper Pelosi translation: She actually views the wall as a giant penis. Trump’s trying to show it off to the rest of the world. He wants everyone to see how tough and manly he is, so he’s swinging it around and wants to rest it at our southern border.

That’s essentially what Pelosi is saying. TELL ME I’M WRONG.