Chelsea Handler’s ‘Top Nine’ Says It All

Hannah Bleau

Those who are active on Instagram have probably posted their “Top Nine.” For those who don’t know, it’s an app that generates your “top nine” posts on Instagram from the last year, based on “likes.”

For example, this was mine. It’s mostly chick-related. A lot of the photos are from our quick chick-trip to NYC. That– along with getting Sullivan (top middle)– was the absolute highlight of my year, so my top nine made sense.

I wouldn’t post my top nine if it had something classless and gross, but it would be impossible for my top nine to contain something classless and gross, because I don’t take or post classless or gross pictures.

The same can’t be said for Chelsea Handler. Check out her top nine.

A few thoughts off the top of my head:

  1. Why would you ever post a casual naked picture of yourself next to a baby? That’s not cute or funny.
  2. Why would you post a picture of yourself vomiting in a toilet, and why would you have someone take a picture of you vomiting in a toilet? (I’m assuming that’s what she’s doing there.)
  3. Why did she post a picture of herself with her pants unzipped?
  4. As much as I love dogs, those pictures don’t make up for the three trashy photos referenced above.

I just don’t get her top nine. I don’t understand why people were fans of those photos.

Am I missing something?