Elizabeth Warren FINALLY Admits The Truth

Ashley (Kimber)

Elizabeth Warren is realizing that ridiculous DNA test stunt may have cost her ANY chance at the 2020 nomination.

…So she’s trying a little damage control.

“I am not a person of color.”

YOU DON’T FREAKING SAY.

She’s literally only doing this because she realized her “genius plan” to “teach Trump a lesson” failed. She ended up looking like a moron… and he got the last laugh without lifting a finger.

True.

But she got 100% of the hiring benefits, didn’t she?

So will her recipes get deleted from Pow Wow Chow? Will she be removed from the “minority” rosters at Harvard?

We’ll see.