George Takei Is Ticked, Because California Only Gets Two Senators

Hannah Bleau

Democrats managed to gain control of the House, and Republicans expanded their majority in the Senate. But listen– Republicans wouldn’t be in control of the Senate if super special states like California got more than two Senators, OK?!

Yes, seriously. That’s what liberals are telling themselves. That’s what George Takei is telling himself.

But the House of Representatives…they…I just…I got nothing. He wants TWO Houses of Representatives now? ‘Cause that’s what it sounds like he’s saying.

Don’t care. History iz dummmmmb.

Doesn’t matter! In Takei’s head, California should make decisions for the rest of the country. Screw those small states, you know? MORE SENATORS FOR CALI NOW!