Stephen King Wins The Award For ‘Dumbest Tweet Of The Day’

Stephen King is a partisan hack. We have plenty of examples of that on this website, but this recent example really does the job.

Behold:

Kavanaugh: "There is now a frenzy to come up with something — anything — that will block this process and a vote on my confirmation from occurring," Two words for you, honey: Merrick Garland.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) September 24, 2018

If "white male entitlement" was in the dictionary, it could be illustrated by Brett Kavanaugh's photograph. The thought of this closed mind on the Supreme Court for the rest of my life sickens me.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) September 25, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh’s photograph illustrates white male entitlement now, apparently.

Donald Trump is what happens when you bury Nancy Grace in a pet sematary.

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 25, 2018

I saved the best for last.

While in college, Brett Kavanaugh was a heavy drinker and an enthusiastic party-boy. Those behaviors change with age, but the attitudes and assumptions which drove the behaviors rarely do.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) September 25, 2018

Is King suggesting that those who partied hard in college are good-for-nothing losers who can never amount to anything in life? Because that certainly sounds like what he’s saying.

This is the dumbest tweet of the day. If you partied "enthusiastically" in college, obviously you shouldn't ever hold an important job ever according to a dude who gained fame and fortune by writing about killer cars and clowns. https://t.co/H5xIf4yqXy

— Chicks On The Right (@chicksonright) September 25, 2018

I just can’t. Too much stupid. TOO MUCH.