Trump Campaign Sends Out Poll On “Space Force” Logos… I Kinda Hate Them All

Ashley (Kimber)

I’m all about the Space Force.

As I said earlier, people might make fun of the whole idea…

But as the threats against our national security evolve… so should our response to them.

Sure, maybe “Space Force” sounds like something out of a Science Fiction movie, but I’m not too young to remember people scoffing at the idea of walking around with “mini-computers” in their pockets.

Raise your hand if you have an iPhone… or any other kind of Smart Phone, for that matter.

The future comes at us fast, folks. And it’s HAPPENING!

Only… I just got an email from the Trump Campaign and I’ve got to admit… I’m not really feeling it.

It reads:

Friend,

President Trump wants a SPACE FORCE — a groundbreaking endeavor for the future of America and the final frontier.

As a way to celebrate President Trump’s huge announcement, our campaign will be selling a new line of gear.

But first we have to make a final decision on the design we will use to commemorate President Trump’s new Space Force–and he wants YOU to have a say.

Vote for your favorite logo.

Ok, cool. I’d be down for some gear if it looks good. I have no problem with smart fundraising.

And voting on the logo? GENIUS.

So bring on the logos. They’ve got to be AWESOME, right?

WRONG. They look like stickers you’d get with a Buzz Lightyear action figure.

…huh?

NO.

I’d wear this on a t-shirt. It’s cute. Buuuuuut it’s kinda kitschy to represent a SERIOUS ORGANIZATION, don’t you think?

Nope.

Absolutely not.

AM I BEING TROLLED RIGHT NOW?

A 1980s cereal box called – they want their graphic designer back.

THESE ALL LOOK LIKE THEY BELONG ON TOYS AND I HATE THEM.

I mean to be perfectly honest… I don’t hate them. Some of them would make GREAT stickers…

I just don’t feel like any of them are serious enough to represent a branch of our armed forces. These all belong on Space Camp t-shirts.

So… I COMPLETELY realize that’s just a personal preference. Maybe some of you LIKE these Lisa Frank logos.

Thoughts?