Nothing has made me laugh harder than this today.
You guys, I zoned in on the “thin” part and legit felt complimented. That is how little these psychos’ insults affect me now. I mean, now that I’ve re-read it, I can objectively see that he was trying to insult us with the whole “old” and “weird” and “hags” thing – but HE CALLED US THIN OMG THAT IS SO NICE.
(Cue accusations of fat-shaming and succumbing to the patriarchal expectations society has placed on us to value thinness over obesity.)
I DON’T CARE. I ate so much in Nevada this past weekend that getting called thin out of the blue is like the best thing ever.
Which is why I responded as follows:
He didn’t like that.
I mean, how can I compete with that? He REALLY GOT US GOOD, you guys. Or she. I suppose “Antoni” could go either way. Maybe Antoni is a pangender transracial otherkin. We can’t make any assumptions, but we should DEFINITELY start that rumor.
Anyway, I let Antoni know that I’d be posting this:
I don’t think these people realize how much I enjoy emails like this. And I hope they never figure it out. 🙂