Happy Thanksgiving! Please Enjoy These Thanksgiving Fails!

Hannah Bleau

Happy Thanksgiving! What’s on the menu? I have a whole bunch of things going on. Sweet potato casserole with marshmallows on top (one of my favs), green bean casserole, smashed–yes smashed– potatoes (they have a bunch of extra stuff in them. I’m talking sour cream, green onions, cheddar cheese, butter…basically all the good stuff), biscuits, onion casserole, smoked turkey and ham and of course, PIE. I’m trying to make a chocolate pumpkin pie. We’ll see how that goes…

Fortunately for me, I don’t have to do all that alone. Because of that, I haven’t had an epic Thanksgiving fail yet. Maybe you have. My mom has. One year, she forgot to take the paper (or was it plastic? I can’t remember) off the ham before cooking it.

This isn’t Thanksgiving related (or maybe it is, because I was making a peanut butter trifle for CHICKSGIVING– aka dinner with the whole crew), but a few weeks ago I tried to microwave peanut butter in Kimber’s microwave, and the tin part was still kinda stuck to the jar, so it temporarily caught on fire. I never told her about that. (Sorry Kimber. IT IS FINE. EVERYTHING IS FINE.)

Here’s my attempt at an ~artsy~ photo of the trifle. Obviously, the fire was worth it.

All that being said, please enjoy these epic Thanksgiving fails.

Looks a bit overdone.

I… don’t even know what that’s supposed to be.

Imagine trying to scrub that off after the marshmallows harden. Talk about a nightmare.


Those peas look plastic.


There’s no coming back from that…

I would cry.

What is with everyone’s inability to bake sweet potato casserole?

ANYWAY. What’s on the menu, and what’s your biggest Thanksgiving fail? DO TELL.

h/t Daily Mail