I know I say this every time, but this one might be the freakiest yet.
Allow me to introduce you to nostril lashes. Yep. Nostril lashes. It’s exactly what it sounds like: Lashes for your nostrils.
It’s confusing. I was under the impression that women DIDN’T want hair coming out of their nostrils. I guess I’m just old fashioned. (For the record, I didn’t find out about this on some random, creepy website. This is featured in an article on ALLURE. As in, a mainstream beauty site.)
Lawmakers! You guys like wasting time, right? Well, come up with some restrictive legislation for this. Maybe if we attach piles and piles of bureaucracy to this movement, it’ll never gain traction.
We cannot allow this to happen. I demand action. Call your congressman/woman immediately.