There’s another unfortunate fashion trend we need to talk about. Well, I don’t know if we can call it a trend yet, but someone’s trying to make it happen, and that’s enough for me. This one might be worse than the others, because it’s not “fashion for the sake of fashion.” It has an underlying activist tone to it, which makes it worse.
I’m sure you know all about the #FreeTheNipple movement. It’s one of the central pillars of the feminist movement. There are a lot of hippie weirdos out there who think women need to be liberated from bras. Now, no woman I’ve ever talked to has expressed a desire to walk around in public topless, so I don’t really see a need for this movement. I think it’d be wise for feminists to focus on women who are truly oppressed. You know. Like those living under Sharia law.
But nah. That’s like, serious stuff. Feminists aren’t emotionally prepared to deal with that. They’d rather whine about how oppressed they are because tampons aren’t free.
But back to freeing the nipple. They’re really passionate about this– so passionate that they’ve come up with more creative ways to get the word out. One of those ways? Putting nipple designs on your nails!
I’m not saying everyone’s doing it, but someone is, and that’s concern enough for me. They’re trying to make this happen.
Please. Don’t ever do this. Ever. That is all.