Hillary Clinton Loves Beyoncé, Whose Song Lyrics Rival Donald Trump’s Decade-Old Lewd Comments

Hannah Bleau

The Savior of All Women, Hillary Clinton, is super offended by the remarks Donald Trump made 11 years ago.

She’s totally against sexist pigs like Donald Trump. Like, who on EARTH would use that kind of language in reference to a woman? You know. Besides her rapist husband or best pal, Beyoncé.

Oh yeah. I went there.

If you recall, Hillary said Bey’s visual album “Lemonade” is “great.” Like “Formation“? SO GREAT.

Oh yeah baby, oh yeah I, ohhhhh, oh yes I like that
I did not come to play with you hoes, haha
I came to slay, b*tch
I like cornbreads and collard greens, b*tch
Oh yes, you best to believe it

Oh wait. Best part coming up!

When he f*ck me good I take his ass to Red Lobster, cause I slay

If he hit it right, I might take him on a flight on my chopper, cause I slay

SLAY GIRL SLAY. I bet Hillary has that song on repeat. For sure.

I’m assuming Hillary’s also listened to songs off of Bey’s other albums too. I mean, she’s such a big fan. I wonder if she’s ever jammed out to “Blow.”

Can you lick my Skittles

That’s the sweetest in the middle

Pink that’s the flavor

Solve the riddle.
I’mma lean back

Don’t worry it’s nothing major

Make sure you clean that

That’s the only way to get the…Flavor.
Don’t slip off when it drip off on top of ya right.
I’mma show you how I stroke (stroke it).

Or “Drunk in Love”?

I fill the tub up halfway then I ride it with my surfboard, surfboard
Grinding on that wood, grinding, grinding on that wood.
We sex again in the morning, your breastses are my breakfast

Or “Rocket”?

Let me sit this ass
On you
Show you how I feel
Let me take this off
Will you watch me
Yes mass appeal

Or “Partition”?

Driver roll up the partition please
I don’t need you seeing ‘yonce on her knees
Took 45 minutes to get all dressed up
We ain’t even gonna make it to this club
Now my mascara running, red lipstick smudged
Oh he so horny, yea he want to f**k
He popped all my buttons, he ripped my blouse
He Monica Lewinsky all on my gown

I bet that song is one of Hillary’s favorites.

She’s TOTALLY a fan of Bey. In fact, she even said she wants “to be as good a president as Beyoncé is a performer.”

“You see her on TV, it’s impressive; you see her in person, you’re just stunned,” Hillary said. “Thinking like, ‘How does she do that?’ Really. I mean, she’s singing, she’s up and she’s down. She’s just amazing.”

Bey’s amazing. She’s also a great “role model for girls around the world,” according to Michelle Obama.

All I’m saying is, Hillary and her feminist followers are fainting over what Donald Trump said about women 11 years ago, but they’re completely fine with a woman who objectifies other women with super raunchy lyrics like, “Can you lick my Skittles” and “He Monica Lewinsky all on my gown.”

Pretty sure Bey’s lyrics rival the crap that Trump said years ago. But Bey? She’s awesome. So great. Total role model. Completely empowering.

If only Trump were a black rapper. Maybe then the left would adore him.

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